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Attention Haters:
1. I’m sorry I made a typo, this blog isn’t my number one priority, it’s just something we randomly made one day when I was pissed at my stupid ex-loser. This is a stupid blog, not a college application. But honestly, you know you have a weak argument if you must resort to correcting spelling/grammar.
2. WE DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WEED OR THE PEOPLE WHO SMOKE IT. I FUCKING LIVE IN OREGON 99.999% OF MY FRIENDS ARE STONERS.
3.This blog isn’t meant to be taken seriously, I love stoner kids. I’ve just learned from previous experience that they aren’t boyfriend material.
4. The post about “All their money being spent on weed” wasn’t about how they never buy their girlfriends presents. It’s about how they don’t have a car, and even if they did they wouldn’t be able to buy gas. It’s about how the girls they are dating end up driving them everywhere, buying them food, etc. It’s about how they constantly complain about being broke yet spend hundreds of dollars on drugs. It’s about feeling like weed is the most important thing to them, which I suppose it is.
5. If you have a problem with our blog, kindly GTFO.
Oh, and to the nice souls who wrote us nice, caring messages about how we should break up with said stoners because we deserve better, don’t worry. I’m not the kind of girl who will let a guy put weed over me and hang out once a week when he can fit me in between drug deals. My new years resolution is actually to meet a nice non-stoner boy. However as I previous stated, I live in Oregon so this is semi-difficult. Any hoo, to the people who APPRECIATE us and find our blog amusing, we love you.
